Boxed Apron with greetings card £6.95

Each apron is illustrated in a pair of pictures. The image on the left shows the whole apron and position of the design. Click onto the image on the right to see the whole design.

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N.B. Product description below, at the end of the page.

We can supply a 12 pocket Carousel for the Aprons. These are £65 plus VAT which includes five free aprons to offset the cost of the carousel. They cannot be used to make an order up to carriage paid.  

AP81 Incapability Brown
AP81 Incapability Brown
AP81 Incapability Brown
AP81 Incapability Brown
AP78* If I didn't have a problem...
AP78* If I didn't have a problem...

...with Alcohol, I'd drink all the time

AP78* If I didn't have a problem...
AP78* If I didn't have a problem...

...with Alcohol, I'd drink all the time

AP68 A Luxury Picnic Hamster
AP68 A Luxury Picnic Hamster
AP68 A Luxury Picnic Hamster
AP68 A Luxury Picnic Hamster
AP67 What sort of Fish are you?
AP67 What sort of Fish are you?

Don't tell him, Pike!

AP67 What sort of Fish are you?
AP67 What sort of Fish are you?

Don't tell him, Pike!

AP6 How beautiful it is to do
AP6 How beautiful it is to do

nothing and then to rest afterwards

AP63 How beautiful it is to do
AP63 How beautiful it is to do

nothing and then to rest afterwards

AP61 Buy One: get One Flea
AP61 Buy One: get One Flea
AP61 Buy One: get One Flea
AP61 Buy One: get One Flea
AP58 Wine Tasting
AP58 Wine Tasting
AP58 Wine Tasting
AP58 Wine Tasting
AP57 Champagne
AP57 Champagne

'I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty' Lily Bollinger

AP57 Champagne
AP57 Champagne

'I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty' Lily Bollinger

AP53 Resting under the North face
AP53 Resting under the North face

of the Aga

AP53 Resting under the North face
AP53 Resting under the North face

of the Aga

AP51 Springers in the Air
AP51 Springers in the Air
AP51 Spingers in the Air
AP51 Spingers in the Air

Green Apron 100% cotton with design on the pocket

White Aprons 100% cotton with no pocket

Those with asterisks * are 35" long x 27" wide

Those without asterisks are 33" long x 24" wide

Sold in a polythene bag OR available for 70p extra in a polypropylene gift box containing an appropriate Simon Drew Greetings Card and Envelope